Its not easy being a killing machine.
1. Making friends is hard when you carry a giant axe.
You love your axe, but it seems like no one else does. You
just want to show people how awesome it is when you drag your silver baby
across the ground and make the sparks fly, but every time you do it people run
away in fear.
2. Saturnos are fly as fuck.
It’s true. You are pretty fly for a pale, pallid guy, and
the saturno is the key to your success. Church fashion has never felt cooler as you're walking along and your saturno is bouncing to match your strut.
3. Bells aren’t just for clock towers anymore.
Bells are the new pendant. Remember when you walked around
town and that necklace of yours didn’t ring out? Yeah, I’d rather forget about
that too.
4. Large doesn’t have to mean slow.
Lumbering is for the ogres. You are no slouch, your keep
active and work yourself to the bone. Literally. Your thighs might just be
femurs.
5. A vacant expression doesn’t mean you don’t have feelings.
People don’t take the time to get to know you when you’re a
homicidal monstrosity. They think the vacant expression is to make you look
more horrifying, but the truth is it’s a façade. It’s easier to be hard then to
open yourself up and risk getting hurt.
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